Random Quotes, issue three

 3-11-22

Nicole:  “The new school chocolate milk tastes like chocolate that has been left on the sidewalk for a year.”


3-13-22

I’m teaching a lesson to Allie about Joseph from the Bible.

Me:  “How would you feel if Nicole was the favorite child and we treated her special?”

Allie:  “I’d be fine.”



3-14-22

After learning they could earn up to $100 to spend at Disney World

Allie, in a trance, whispers: “…One hundred dollars…”


3-14-22

Me:  “What color food coloring do you want?”

Allie:  “You can choose.  But if you choose red, I’ll be proud of you.”


3-17-22

Nicole says most of the kids in her class don’t like sugary things except cookies and ice cream and doughnuts.

Nicole explaining when she tried a Twinkie at school:

“One time, at school, I tried one and the taste was horrible!  And it stayed in my mouth!  And I just had to live with it for the rest of the day.  I couldn’t wash it out!…I tried washing it out…Everyone hated them.  Everyone just ran to the sink.”


3-20-22

We found the notes written by Allie a few days ago that said, “sad,” “bad,” “mad,” “and it bracs mi hrat.”  Another note in the same series that I had found yesterday read, “havabaddae,” and, “Nicol is so bad.”

Tonight, a few minutes after finding and laughing about the notes together, I was outside their room and heard this.  It was so adorable, I scribbled it down immediately.

Allie:  “Nicole, do you know what I feel in my heart?”

Nicole:  “What.”

Allie:  “Peace.”

She proceeds to sing a cheery song:  “If you’re feeling mad or bad, just remember.  If you’re feeling mad or bad, then you should come to me.”  (I posted on YouTube)


3-23-22

Nicole: “Gun! Gun! Gun!”

Mom:  “You should try that with boys in your class.”

Dad:  “She would probably get in trouble.”

Mom:  “Are you allowed to shoot other kids on your playground?”

Nicole bursts into uncontrollable laughter.


3-24-22

Allie:  “I eat a lot and I pee a lot.  Why does that happen?”

Mom:  “Because you’re growing.  Little people need to eat a lot, which means they pee and poop a lot.”

Allie:  “I’m not little.  I’m big.”


3-28-22

Allie, chatting away with her new friend:

“I like bright colors, except makeup because it’s too sparkly, and also, my mom won’t let me wear it.”


4-4-22

Nicole: “Tomorrow, I want to ask Daddy for some jobs.”

Me: “Why?”

Nicole: “Because…he has a voice like Grandpa.”

Me: “What do you mean?”

Nicole: “He has a kind and loving voice.”


4-17-22

Allie saying a prayer:

“Please bless people who are nice to me, like my parents…or sister…sometimes.”


4-22-22

While watching Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade:

Indiana Jones: "Oh rats."

Allie: "I love rats…uh-oh! Don’t step on the rats!"

Me: "Why not?"

Allie: "They [the rats] might die."

...(Defending them) "That’s just how they live!"


5-14-22

Allie: “Daddy shouldn’t have boughten flowers for you.”

Me: “Do you know why he bought them? To make me happy.”

Allie: “Well, flowers die, and that makes people sad. Because they don’t look pretty when they die.”

Funny story from Daddy's childhood:

He was about sixteen years old, and his grandma said to him, “You must be breaking all the girls’ hearts.”

He said, “Oh, I don’t think I’m allowed to date.”

And his grandma looked at his mom like she was so angry. And she said, “You should be out taking girls to get ice cream.”


5-20-22

Allie: “Did they put up a gate when they built our house?”

Me: “Probably,  to keep people safe.”

Nicole reiterates what I said and gives a brief lecture in support of it.

Allie gives her own lecture: “That’s what they do! But it doesn't matter because they’re trying to keep people safe, you know.” 

5/21/22

Allie: "Nicole, will you please read?"

Nicole: "No, not now."

Allie: "Nicole's being mean to me!"

Me: "That's not being mean. She just doesn't want to read."

Allie: "Nicole's being nice to me zero percent."

Random Quotes, issue two

12/3/21

After I brushed Allie’s teeth.

Allie:  “I don’t want to interrupt my dentist.  I’m saying, I don’t want to move around while my dentist is working on my teeth.  I want to be nice to my dentist.”

 

She can be very courteous to some people.

12/13/21

Nicole describing how her rash feels when she’s at school:   

“Sometimes, it feels like someone is taking a needle and putting it in these red dots [on my arms] and putting it really really deep, like all the way through, and then leaving it in for five seconds, and then taking it out.”

“It feels like my arms are on fire, and then people are putting nails in the red dots on my arms.”

12/27/21

Allie:  “I need someone to supervise me.”

1/9/22

Allison pulls up a photo on my phone of a frog dissection model.

Allison:  “His small intestines are showing!  How lovely, we get to eat his small intestines!”

Nicole bursts into tears. “The frog died!”

Me: “It’s just a model, Nicole.  It’s not real.”

Allison lectures:  “Models are not real.”

1/10/22

Discussing bacon around the dinner table, Nicole says, “I don’t like crunchy bacon.  I like chewy bacon.”

Allison says, “I like crunchy bacon.  I like to hear the crunchy crunch.”

1/11/22

Describing a picture she’s drawing, Allie: 

“It rolls like a rolling bug, except it eats…bacon.”

1/11/22

Allie, randomly:  “I don’t want people to die.”

Me: “Why do you say that?”

Allie: “Because then people will say, ‘Oh, Allie doesn’t care about people.’”

Reading her a book about the planets, it describes Venus as a dusty and dry place where it never rains.  

I ask, “Would you like to live there?”

Allie: “Well, I like to play in the rain. I like to hear the ‘splish splash.’”

1/12/22

Allie, talking to Nicole’s friend:   

“Make sure not to step on spiders, when I was little, I stepped on a spider and I felt bad.”

1/20/22

After overcoming constipation following a prayer, and Allie was delighted that it didn’t hurt when the poop came out:

Allie:  “When I was a baby, I used to think, ‘Heavenly Father and Jesus, they’re not real!’ But now I think they’re real.”

1/24/22

Allison’s catchphrase: “I’m fine with everything.”

Also, from today:

Allie:  “You’re a very nice mom, but you’re also, like…strict.”

1/27/22

Allison, describing how to do a head stand, which she learned at tumbling class:  

“You gotta not let your head touch the ground.  You gotta have straight elbows.  But when they say, ‘No elbows!’ I think they’re going to cut off your elbows.’”

1/28/22

Reading to Allie from a science book about flowers.

Allie: “Mommy, some flowers, like Panahhma flowers, don’t exist.”

2/10/22

Allison:

“When I grow up, what I want to be is a taster.”

“Why do you want to be a taster?”

“Because I like meat.”

2/14/22

Me:  “Let’s go!”

Allison, sifting through the hair ties, bows and headbands:  “Hold on, I need to decorate myself first.”

2/20/22

Allison was trying to take off her shoe, and her face was bright red, and she yelled, 

“Ku-BYE-uh-BYE-uh-BAH!”

3/4/22

Allison, with a Downton Abbey British accent:  “Mommy, can you pleeease check Nicole’s wooork?”

Later

Nicole:  “I think the reason why Ben goes to speech [therapy] is because he has a British accent.”

 

3/7/22

Nicole was upset because Allison was playing with her hair as Nicole was lounging on the couch.  Then, we realized Allison was just trying to put Nicole's wet hair up on the couch so it wouldn't wet her back.

Me:  “Oh, were you just trying to put her hair behind the couch?”
Allison:  “Yeah.”
Me:  “Were you trying to help out?”
Allison:  “Yeah, because that's more comfortable to me.”

Random Quotes, issue one

Below are all the quotes I wrote in one document on my phone.  There may be repeats.  If I go through them all to make sure they've never been posted here, they may never make it onto here.

 

1/31/21

Allie, singing Pirates of Penzance:

"How beautiful his tail, how rare his beauty

How beautiful his BUTT."

(The real lyrics are: "How pitiful his tale, how rare his beauty...")

2/3/21

Nicole after seeing My Fair Lady: “Wait, is that the end?? How did they solve the problem?!


Another time...

Allie:  "Does alcohol change your bum like brown?"

Me:  "No."

Allie:  "What does it change? What does it change????"


3/5/21

Allie pauses while eating her soup: “I was actually not expecting this. I was expecting...peas.”

2/26/21

Nicole’s face all scrunched up and confused: “This doesn’t sound like music.” (Italics)


3/6/21

Nicole: “Wow, that’s a lot of poop!”

Allie looks up and smiles coyly, and says: “Indeed.”


3/29/21

Allie:  “Mommy, all my dolls already ate fluoride, including the cheetah—it’s lost, but it already ate fluoride.”

4/8/21

(After I put lotion on Allie.)

Allie:  “Trying to eat,” she whined. “Why did you disturb me??”

Another time...
Allie:  “May I please have one a different of a blanket?”


4/9/21
Allie did all the CVC flash cards Auntie sent her. After reading the word, “pip,” she said, “That is not a very nice word. It’s weird.”


Sometime in March 2021:

Daddy says to Allie, “Can you elaborate please?”

Allie opens her eyes wide in concentration and gurgles.


4/11/21

Nicole, after presenting her Primary lesson to the bishop's wife and their children:

“You may now...escape.”


April 2021

Me:  “You can have a little bit of cereal.”

Allie: “I’m scared of a little bit of cereal!”

Nice try.

4/23/21

Allie to Nicole:  “I pip you.  A ‘pip’ is another word for seed.”


5/14/21

Allie: “I wouldn’t say, ‘bald.’  That’s a weird word. ‘Bald’ means you have no hair.”


5/18/21

The wind kept blowing Allie’s paper that she was trying to hold down with rocks. Finally, an exasperated Allison yells, “Exhausting!”


5/20/21

What Nicole said about the chocolate milkshake that she didn’t like:

“It kind of tastes like a garden. A garden that has never been watered, or cared for, or loved.”


At the RS activity tonight, we were painting and there was also some chocolate in the middle of the table. I ate some and gave a piece to Allie.  She asked for some more but I said that was enough. I turn around to socialize and when I turn back to our table, I see Allie has painted with a Q-tip in purple paint, “choclit.”  You know what her mind was on.


Sensory details:
Nicole’s description of what it felt like to put lotion on her broken skin:  
“It felt like it was on fire and someone was pinching it over and over again.”


6/5/21

At the track meet in the sun, Nicole:

“It feels like someone lit me on fire and put hot water all over me that is a thousand degrees.”


6/6/21

Conversations with Nicole:


Nicole:  “I hope a girl wins.”

Me:  “Why?”

Nicole:  “Because, if a boy wins, he’ll probably be all selfish.”


“They’re gonna lose! Yay!”

“You want those girls to lose?”

“Yeah.”

“Why?”

“Well, those girls are ‘Barbie Babies,’ and Barbies are bad!”

“Do you know what Barbies are?”

“Yeah, they’re these little toys that other girls like to play with.”


6/17/21

Nicole:  “The only cakes I like are Brazilian cakes.  They’re spongy, I like the sponginess.  Other cakes are like crackers.”


6/29/21

Allie, around sunset: “It’s a beautiful world. It’s a beautiful world…[I could] stay outside forever.” With a sigh, “It’s a lovely night.”


9-7-21

Nicole:  “...and then I would have a thousand dollars, and I would be rich, and I don’t want to be rich.  Plus, people would think I was cool, and I don’t want to be cool; I want to be ugly.”

Allie:  “You’re ugly right now.”

Nicole:  “Thank you.”


10/12/21

Alarm goes off on the way to pick Nicole up from school.  

Allie sings along, “Time to leave, time to leave.”  She chuckles, “We’re already leaving, Bud.”


10/25/21

Nicole describes her painful brain freeze: “It felt like my brain was about to be split in half.”


11/6/21

Nicole:  “Okay Allie, you won Quaker.”

Allie:  “One, two, three, talk!”

“Okay!…”

Another time...

Allie speaks something that no one understands.  “Seh Fwah, foo tup, put on.”

Daddy:  “I didn’t understand any of those words.”


11/7/21

Allie:  “I’m fine with everything.  I mean I’m happy with everything.  I’m happy if it’s good, I’m fine if it’s bad.”


11/21/21

Allie is holding her baby doll in her lap and starts singing very loudly, “…You failed to kill the alien!…”


11/21/21

Nicole interviewing Allison about which necklace pendants she liked:

Nicole: “What if I gave you this one?”

Allison: “I would have a smile on my face but I wouldn’t be happy.”

Forgiveness, and Everything's Fine

Yesterday, Nicole and Allison were being rotten to each other, so I separated them and put them into time-out for a while.  I later had them apologize to each other and say something nice to each other.  Allison, with a big smile, squeezed Nicole in a giant hug.  Nicole, however, remained a cold statue, so I sent her back to time-out.  Allison asked why I had sent Nicole back to time-out.  I told her it's because Nicole hadn't forgiven her.  Allison said, "I don't care if she forgives me."

"What do you care about?" I asked.

"I care about Nicole," she said.

At the butterfly world

Tonight, I read the children's book, Chrysanthemum, to Allison.  In the book, Chrysanthemum loves her name...until she goes to school.  At school, everyone has short names, like Jo, Pat, Max, Eve, Sue, and Rita.  The other children think Chrysanthemum's name is too long, and it doesn't even fit on her name tag.  I asked Allison how she thinks Chrysanthemum should feel.  "Fine," she said.  I asked her how she would feel if she were Chrysanthemum and all the children thought her name was too long.  She said, "Fine."  I asked her what she thinks Chrysanthemum should do.  She said, "Maybe she should make her name 'Chrys.'"

Guess which uncle the one in black pencil is

We like to call this "the sad ghost."

Sewing by Allison, under Grandma's supervision

Paintings by Allison

 

 

I made graham crackers in the shape of hearts.  This one was a triple heart.  I split it in half for Nicole and Allie, and naturally, Allie discovered it looked like an ear.

 

She's learning a lot this year

Yesterday, Nicole told me that they visited another class where they ate mealworms.  In her straightforward, no-nonsense, sincere way, she said, "I ate five of them.  They were really good."  She told the other students right afterward, at lunch, that she liked the mealworms, and they just sat there and stared at her.  Finally Janie said, "I don't believe you."  Apparently, a bunch of the kids who ate the mealworms felt sick afterward (because they had lunch right after), and one boy felt so badly that he was going to throw up that he wore an N95 mask.

Another doozy - Nicole's teacher told the class that her older brother was chopping wood once and wasn't paying attention and chopped his thumb off, and then she showed a slide of his severed thumb to the class.  Nicole said that a bunch of the students closed their eyes or felt sick, but, in her own words, "I was perfectly fine.  I was like, 'Huh, interesting.'"  Hahaha

One more to showcase the unique value of Nicole's teacher - The teacher was teaching them about the human body, and they were studying the stomach that day.  So they filled plastic bags with a whole bunch of food and stuff and squeezed it around to look like the inside of a stomach, and then Nicole's teacher reported that Conrad had thrown up.  I can only approve of this science lesson.

Card to Mommy

Nicole and Allie decided to make a card for me today.  Allie drew her picture first, then Nicole.  I like it!

Church lesson

Today, Daddy was giving a church lesson to the children about us being created in the image of God; ie. human beings have bodies like God's body.  So he asks Allison, "What does Jesus have that's a part of his body?"

She says, "Skeleton?"

"What else?"

"Uh, lungs??"

So Daddy searches for a picture of Jesus and shows it to Nicole.  "Nicole, what else does Jesus have?"

Nicole:  "A brain?"

Allie:  "Skin?"

Daddy:  "What else do you see in the picture?"

Allie:  "The sky?"

Finally, after further prompting, they give normal answers like "eyes" and "a chin."

Strange children.